Top 5: Reasons why we love to hate The Bachelor
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5. Chris Harrison is gay and he doesn't know it. I am secretly hoping Bachelor Ben gives him a rose at each ceremony.
4. We are jealous of their clothes and all the traveling they get to do. Except that no one wears that many long formal dresses in real life. They must find them at the same store the girls from Super Sweet Sixteen got theirs. Also, they even get their hair done without leaving the mansion. Although, I'm not sure I would have trusted that crazy tattooed competitive girl to give me highlights...
3. They all fall in looooooove. We would fall too (even if it was to a bowl-haircutted wino) if we were drunk in a cottage inside a helicopter eating cheese on a picnic in Switzerland.
2. They get what seems to be a neverending flow of alcohol. Hook me up to one of their IVs of champagne and white wine. Where do I sign up to be the doctor that gets to do all the liver transplants after the season is over?
And reason #1...It makes us feel less crazy. Watch this for proof. See, don't you already feel more normal?
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